Vabbidlarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, compassionate porpoise.

Vabbidlarn created everything that exists four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabbidlarn, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vabbidlarn, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vabbidlarn's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Vabbidlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

2. Put Vabbidlarn first in all things.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.