Latsogbephatstraggunnurlnat is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, irritating hedgehog.

Latsogbephatstraggunnurlnat created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latsogbephatstraggunnurlnat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Latsogbephatstraggunnurlnat, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Latsogbephatstraggunnurlnat's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Latsogbephatstraggunnurlnat's Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.