Cemfodnull is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish faun.

Cemfodnull created humankind four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cemfodnull, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cemfodnull, he will make you grow a tail.

Cemfodnull's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cemfodnull's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Always help pigs in need.

4. Do not take Cemfodnull's name in vain.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.