Badgadlib Madbopgar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, narcissistic dragon.

Badgadlib Madbopgar created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badgadlib Madbopgar, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Badgadlib Madbopgar, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Badgadlib Madbopgar's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Badgadlib Madbopgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Run away if four dolphins approach from the north.

4. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never feed lots of peas to ants while wearing orange kilts.