Tityoktab is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, staggering dragon.

Tityoktab created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tityoktab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tityoktab, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tityoktab's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Tityoktab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.