Gadhotcipkikbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, strong crane.

Gadhotcipkikbiss created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadhotcipkikbiss, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gadhotcipkikbiss, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Gadhotcipkikbiss' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gadhotcipkikbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.