Vilspaghenarpbephinbus Tadlabciblist is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sage salamander.

Vilspaghenarpbephinbus Tadlabciblist created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vilspaghenarpbephinbus Tadlabciblist, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vilspaghenarpbephinbus Tadlabciblist, she will come to you in dreams.

Vilspaghenarpbephinbus Tadlabciblist's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Vilspaghenarpbephinbus Tadlabciblist's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention whales.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vilspaghenarpbephinbus Tadlabciblist.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.