Lanbinbidgen is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, smart yak.

Lanbinbidgen created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lanbinbidgen, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lanbinbidgen, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Lanbinbidgen's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Lanbinbidgen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never chant in the presence of birds.

4. Lanbinbidgen loves gulls, so they must be respected.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.