Nadlarnvog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, weak cobra.

Nadlarnvog created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadlarnvog, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nadlarnvog, it will boil you in a big pot.

Nadlarnvog's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Nadlarnvog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.