Labzandav is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, witless deer.

Labzandav created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Labzandav, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Labzandav, it will try to impress you with trees.

Labzandav's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Labzandav's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never touch oil while blessed.

3. Never wear indigo ear rings on sacred days.

4. Always look after injured tapirs.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.