Tonkgodmap is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, conceited raven.

Tonkgodmap created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Tonkgodmap, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tonkgodmap, she will turn you into a mouse.

Tonkgodmap's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Tonkgodmap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Tonkgodmap in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always help mites in need.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Tonkgodmap on top of all buildings.

5. Monkeys are not to be trusted.