Kemrigyak is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, almighty cobra.

Kemrigyak created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemrigyak, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kemrigyak, it will destroy your favourite star.

Kemrigyak's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Kemrigyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Never speak aloud of secrets.

5. Do not bounce in public.