Tonbamsig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent crow.

Tonbamsig created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonbamsig, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tonbamsig, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tonbamsig's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Tonbamsig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always help sick tortoises.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Tonbamsig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never sprint near frogs.