Cetbothim is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, egotistical horse.

Cetbothim created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetbothim, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cetbothim, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Cetbothim's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Cetbothim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles in need.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near seals while wearing blue stockings and balancing eight gold spheres on your face.

5. Worship no other gods but Cetbothim.