Stigceddim is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, intelligent unicorn.

Stigceddim created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigceddim, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stigceddim, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Stigceddim's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Stigceddim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill gulls.

2. Erect five tin sculptures of Stigceddim on top of important buildings.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about fire.