Liphivbif is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, almighty armadillo.

Liphivbif created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liphivbif, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Liphivbif, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Liphivbif's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Liphivbif's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never feed corn to pigs while wearing gray corsets.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.