Badmegwap is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, boastful bat.

Badmegwap created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badmegwap, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Badmegwap, it will turn you into a worm.

Badmegwap's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Badmegwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather five ants in one place.

2. Do not step barefoot upon indigo earth.

3. Never mix wheat with oil.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.