Gepfetgepran is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, happy fly.

Gepfetgepran created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepfetgepran, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gepfetgepran, she will turn you into a rock.

Gepfetgepran's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Gepfetgepran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not speak about rice.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near ducks while wearing green shoes and balancing four iron spheres on your neck.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Gepfetgepran in the centre of the settlement.