Rapyimfad is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, happy raccoon.

Rapyimfad created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Rapyimfad, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rapyimfad, it will be very unhappy.

Rapyimfad's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Rapyimfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Never hurt squirrels.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Always help turtles in need.