Cunapphub is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, uncaring octopus.

Cunapphub created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cunapphub, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cunapphub, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cunapphub's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cunapphub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. Never talk about special relativity near mites while wearing black shirts.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Cunapphub in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never feed lots of spinach to ants while wearing brown hats.