Dub is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, wise cow.

Dub created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dub, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dub, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dub's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Never talk about seals.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.