Bonparkbass is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unselfish lizard.

Bonparkbass created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bonparkbass, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bonparkbass, she will think nothing of it.

Bonparkbass' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bonparkbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt manatees.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

4. Put Bonparkbass first in all things.

5. Bonparkbass loves sheep, so they must be respected.