Dinyarlmin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured wren.

Dinyarlmin created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinyarlmin, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dinyarlmin, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dinyarlmin's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Dinyarlmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near tapirs while wearing turquoise shorts and balancing three silicon spheres on your face.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think ill of sick snakes.

5. Do not keep eight rats in a large pit.