Xuckdadgupciphun is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, narcissistic horse.

Xuckdadgupciphun created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Xuckdadgupciphun, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Xuckdadgupciphun, it will turn you into a sheep.

Xuckdadgupciphun's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Xuckdadgupciphun's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat moths with great respect.

2. Never sing near rats.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not cook food in pots.