Omtqueegflow is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, humane dragon.

Omtqueegflow created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtqueegflow, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Omtqueegflow, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Omtqueegflow's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Omtqueegflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

3. You must pray to Omtqueegflow seven times a day.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Respect your elders.