Safhincit is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, effective guinea pig.

Safhincit created a photon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Safhincit, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Safhincit, she will not care at all.

Safhincit's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Safhincit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Never think ill of sick cats.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Do not hurt whales.

5. Do not trade with those who eat rice.