Bigcubpakpag Liksandwot Podbit is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, effective raven.

Bigcubpakpag Liksandwot Podbit created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigcubpakpag Liksandwot Podbit, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bigcubpakpag Liksandwot Podbit, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Bigcubpakpag Liksandwot Podbit's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Bigcubpakpag Liksandwot Podbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white rings.

2. Always help nematodes in need.

3. Erect seven lead sculptures of Bigcubpakpag Liksandwot Podbit on top of important buildings.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near birds while wearing indigo corsets and balancing nine nickel spheres on your neck.

5. Hide from blue cats for they are unholy.