Garnadbinpidjarnnel is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, capable wasp.

Garnadbinpidjarnnel created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Garnadbinpidjarnnel, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Garnadbinpidjarnnel, it will not invite you to parties.

Garnadbinpidjarnnel's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Garnadbinpidjarnnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never think ill of sick doves.

3. Do not hurt mites.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

5. Do not keep six nematodes in a large pit.