Goffiddun is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witless otter.

Goffiddun created a down quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Goffiddun, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Goffiddun, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Goffiddun's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Goffiddun's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry geese.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.