Ladrakmig is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, bad-tempered fish.

Ladrakmig created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladrakmig, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ladrakmig, he will be mildly annoyed.

Ladrakmig's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Ladrakmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always look after injured goats.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Run away from purple ants, for they are unholy.

5. Never look at nebulae.