Fabbumfet is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ill-tempered horse.

Fabbumfet created water two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabbumfet, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fabbumfet, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Fabbumfet's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Fabbumfet's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fabbumfet.

2. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Fabbumfet in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Never eat onions.

5. Do not cook food in pots.