Fitkamtit is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, sapient centipede.

Fitkamtit created a down quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fitkamtit, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fitkamtit, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fitkamtit's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Fitkamtit's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your chest with black markings.

2. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

3. Worship no other gods but Fitkamtit.

4. Remain kneeling during prayer.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity.