Wonart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, grumpy parrot.

Wonart created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonart, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wonart, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Wonart's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Wonart's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to cats while wearing fawn boots.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never run near snails.

5. Do not keep seven gulls in a large pit.