Xinlingun is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unselfish slug.

Xinlingun created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Xinlingun, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xinlingun, she will not care at all.

Xinlingun's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Xinlingun's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Worship no other gods but Xinlingun.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.