Appfagjat is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, all-powerful otter.

Appfagjat created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Appfagjat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Appfagjat, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Appfagjat's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Appfagjat's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about otters.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Appfagjat in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect six tin sculptures of Appfagjat on top of important buildings.