Negbadqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unselfish mouse.

Negbadqueeg created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negbadqueeg, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Negbadqueeg, she will turn you into a slug.

Negbadqueeg's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Negbadqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Negbadqueeg on top of all buildings.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never feed garlic to foxes while wearing indigo stockings.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.