Kamlangub is a god.

She takes the form of a large, overgenerous chinchilla.

Kamlangub created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kamlangub, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kamlangub, she will turn you into a worm.

Kamlangub's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Kamlangub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Worship no other gods but Kamlangub.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

4. Always help sick eagles.

5. Do not eat figs.