Yoktarrag is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, resourceful fairy.

Yoktarrag created viruses six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoktarrag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yoktarrag, she will come to you in dreams.

Yoktarrag's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Yoktarrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses in need.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

4. Erect three nickel sculptures of Yoktarrag on top of important buildings.

5. Always pray immersed in water.