Yattlibster is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful raven.

Yattlibster created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattlibster, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yattlibster, it will throw large rocks at you.

Yattlibster's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Yattlibster's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Yattlibster on top of all buildings.

4. Never think ill of sick goats.

5. Hide if four monkeys approach from the north.