Bopvonktad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthoughtful butterfly.

Bopvonktad created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopvonktad, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bopvonktad, she will turn you into a puffin.

Bopvonktad's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bopvonktad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven seals in a large pit.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.