Guptabtal is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, fast swan.

Guptabtal created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Guptabtal, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Guptabtal, she will have a low opinion of you.

Guptabtal's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Guptabtal's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about bacteria.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not keep nine badgers in a large pit.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not kill foxes.