Nancab is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, benevolent raven.

Nancab created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nancab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nancab, it will not invite you to parties.

Nancab's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Nancab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Feed all hungry mice.

5. Do not shave your back.