Febflatdin is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, fussy meerkat.

Febflatdin created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febflatdin, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Febflatdin, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Febflatdin's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Febflatdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bread.

2. Never feed coconuts to squirrels while wearing shoes.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Febflatdin loves voles, so they must be honoured.