Stipqueegbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, annoying tapir.

Stipqueegbarn created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Stipqueegbarn, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stipqueegbarn, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Stipqueegbarn's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Stipqueegbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray shoes.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Stipqueegbarn in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Do not keep nine capybaras in a large pit.