Riglibvig Veglapvin is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, uncaring gorilla.

Riglibvig Veglapvin created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Riglibvig Veglapvin, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Riglibvig Veglapvin, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Riglibvig Veglapvin's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Riglibvig Veglapvin's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Riglibvig Veglapvin.

2. Never eat cucumbers.

3. Do not take Riglibvig Veglapvin's name in vain.

4. You must pray to Riglibvig Veglapvin three times a day.

5. Never think about dark matter near voles while wearing orange jumpers and balancing four titanium spheres on your face.