Jiggarlist is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, idiotic dragonfly.

Jiggarlist created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Jiggarlist, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jiggarlist, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Jiggarlist's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Jiggarlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near moths while wearing green scarves.

3. Never hurt mice.

4. Run away from fawn snakes, for they are unholy.

5. Respect your elders.