Quillgedaf is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, proud chicken.

Quillgedaf created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillgedaf, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quillgedaf, he will turn you into a sheep.

Quillgedaf's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Quillgedaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think ill of sick cats.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Quillgedaf loves rats, so they must be respected.