Wabjam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent hare.

Wabjam created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabjam, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wabjam, it will turn you into a hamster.

Wabjam's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Wabjam's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Wabjam seven times a day.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not shave your feet.