Flisnellnan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, proud warg.

Flisnellnan created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisnellnan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flisnellnan, it will cry a lot.

Flisnellnan's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Flisnellnan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Flisnellnan on top of all buildings.

4. Never mention capybaras.

5. Do not wear white clothing.