Jarnjapdob Cepvonkhak Tarpxinnel is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair dragon.

Jarnjapdob Cepvonkhak Tarpxinnel created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnjapdob Cepvonkhak Tarpxinnel, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jarnjapdob Cepvonkhak Tarpxinnel, she will turn you into a rat.

Jarnjapdob Cepvonkhak Tarpxinnel's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Jarnjapdob Cepvonkhak Tarpxinnel's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not speak about nuts.

4. Always obey Jarnjapdob Cepvonkhak Tarpxinnel's priests.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.