Kipdossfab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-knowing wasp.

Kipdossfab created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipdossfab, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kipdossfab, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Kipdossfab's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Kipdossfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs in need.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not cook food in pots.