Honpangbon is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, clever meerkat.

Honpangbon created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honpangbon, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Honpangbon, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Honpangbon's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Honpangbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about optics.