Guptamnull is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, moody crane.

Guptamnull created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Guptamnull, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Guptamnull, he will curse you with boils.

Guptamnull's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Guptamnull's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are not to be trusted.

2. Put Guptamnull first in all things.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.